Someone explain to me what's going on!

I don't even feel connected to the Internet anymore.

( Code )

Yes. It sends email, assuming that you have python installed, and that you know the smtp server and port. It's tuned for gmail.

Yep. I'm a dork =)

Schedule this weekend:

Thursday: Thanksgiving!

Friday: Borders, 12 - 9 (I don't know if it's going to be superz0mg black friday, so... come visit me!)

Saturday: Borders, 12 - 9. Donna's thing, 9:30 - whenever (this might not happen. See Sunday.)

Sunday: Borders, 10 - 7. Leave home, 8 - 1 or so

Sorry guys =(. Apparently, my need for money is greater than my need for social interaction, even though that's totally not true. I miss everyone way too much, but I can't get out of work. Thanks, family.

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Seriously. I don't know how to interpret that. Or maybe it's $_, which would make more sense.

My e key is broken. Sort of. It likes to put down more than one e, so my auto-correction plugins are working overtime. It's really annoying, so if you see me talking and you see more than one e where it doesn't belong, feel free to ignore it.

Oh yes. Sleep schedules. I've been going to bed around 5 or 6 lately. It's really messed up, and talking to my RA even when my other friends have gone to bed doesn't help much.

Sean knows now. Yay. And Tommy seems to be purposefully avoiding topics like that.

I saw Beowulf with Chris last night. I actually enjoyed it. It was pretty well done. Although naked Beowulf was a little odd, as was Angelina Jolie, though she wasn't *completely* naked.

So much sex. Gotta love the Danes =)

After the movie, Chris came back to the apartment, and we had McDonalds and iced tea. Hehe.

( Prologue! Comments appreciated. )

It's short, sweet, and oddly british.

I feel sort of bad for Jacob. I mean, I wrote it, but still. To go through something like that and have to be able to remember it.

( z0mg Marcus Bradley! )

So I realized I kind of like this Marcus Bradley character. He's kind of... ruthless, and he's one of those "I WILL LEAD YOU TO THE GATES OF HELL" kind of people, but... I don't know. He seems honest so far. WE'LL SEE.

By the way, this is pretty much a writing journal now.

kthxbai

Comments are appreciated as I have no idea what I'm doing and I really need someone to tell me whether it sucks a little or a lot.

( Short History of the Second Empire )
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I might finish this later. Someone want to give me some feedback?

EDIT: And that is where the story would begin. I shall write bios now!

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( Critical Citizens of the Second Empire )

Guess what! Kevin is a tutor!

Prices are as follows:

$15 an hour for computer repair
$20 an hour for elementary/middle school
$20 an hour for guitar lessons
$25 an hour if I'm working with FCAT stuff
$25 an hour for computer classes (Windows/Mac/Linux/MS Office)
$30 an hour for high school work

I can do pretty much anything, up through precalculus and physics. I'll do chem too!

However! There is a $5 an hour brat fee. No offense. But if you're going to have me teach, have me teach someone who will learn. The odds of me applying this fee are slim. But know it is there.

Guitar lessons are pretty much whatever you want to learn. I play rock or classical, but I'm better at rock. I'll even teach music theory.

Computer classes fall into two categories: General computer use and Specific Program. General computer use is basic to advanced use of your current operating system. Specific Program depends on what program you want taught to you, but I suspect many requests will be advanced use of MS Office, which I can certainly give.

Computer repair is a base rate of $15 an hour, but it can change depending on the circumstances. Basically, I charge you for parts and programs, and an extra $10 fee if I have to install an OS for you; $15 if it's a manual linux install. I do my best to use Open Source Software, because it's free and usually reliable, but I can install what you want installed.

I can get to your house; however, I would prefer you came to mine. Transportation issues and all that. I don't have a car.

Any night of the week, and weekends are open too.

I try to keep a session cap of two hours.

I'll do half hour guitar lessons for half price.

If you have any questions, IM me at:

AIM:Star Trek Mage
MSN:kcbernfeld@hotmail..com
YAHOO:kcbernfeld@yahoo..com

Won't be coming off this.